Walking in a winter weirdoland! Preserved from Something Weird’s colorful 16mm print and presented in a brand new “roadshow” edition with ads and trailers, SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS is the infamous, ultra-cheap mindmelter starring young Pia Zadora (HAIRSPRAY) that follows the kidnapping of Santa and two Earth children by Martians. This blizzard of mid-century kitsch will make all of your holiday dreams come true—especially if you’re a Martian.